So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
do nipples grow back?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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