what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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