You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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