O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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