The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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