I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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