party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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