Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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