I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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