you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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