your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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