Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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