my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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