I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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