plz talk dirty to me
I just cut my nipple shaving
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You ruined the universe
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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