They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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