I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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