how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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