Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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