I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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