I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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