: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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