Non-Jews are for practice
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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