sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It's just like the Real World with babies
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize