if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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