Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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