Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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