If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Can you repeat that, but with context?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize