do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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