their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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