No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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