Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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