Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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