I just made out with a guy for $7.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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