when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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