I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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