never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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