its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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