Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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