New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Hippo gnu deer
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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