I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Shame - the story of my life.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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