Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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