I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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