i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
