: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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