In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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