Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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