they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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