i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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