Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
As shirtless as possible
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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