don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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