what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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